We are pleased to announce that you have passed the Selection Process and will be taking part in the upcoming season of DEATHMATCH ISLAND.

You may not remember applying. This is normal. It is important that you do not panic, or serious injury may occur (production is not held responsible in such events).

Some frequently asked questions are below.

Who are you? What is Deathmatch Island?
Production is committed to be open and transparent! XXXXX the less you xxxxx. In 1967, XXXXX XXXX XXXX your parents XXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXXX XXXX certain death.

I don't want any part of this.
Not applicable - please resubmit as a question.

How do I prepare?
You have been selected because we believe in your ability, we have confidence in your skills, knowledge and experience. Just believe in yourself. You can do it. Play to Win.

What happens next?
No need to worry; the Recruitment Process has commenced. We repeat: DO NOT PANIC.

For peace of mind, we can tell you that the Selection and Recruitment Process will be completed on this date:
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You're excited to begin.

So are we.

Production.

Two Gas Stations both alike in dignity
In Exit 244 where we lay our scene...

Across a deadly no-ones land two intertwined hardholds ruled and inhabited by violent sexy fuckers stare uneasily at each other. Trigger fingers are twitching, needs and desires are itching, the psychic maelstrom is uneasy, and Esk, Count of the Purple Court is coming. This ain't no Texico and Juliet story, but you can be sure there will be a deadly ending.